You Know You're A Scooter If...

You play with people's feet

You jump out from corners, paws in the air, scaring the living daylights out of them.

You sit in windows

You eat mice

Your favorite word is BUGGY

You get really wide eyes when mummy says, "Scooty, get the buggy!"

You meow when you can hear mummy talking downstairs

You are not graceful...at all

You followed mummy and daddy around the house for weeks when you were a kitten

You like to pounce on Leila when she is least expecting it

You can't pee sitting down, you stand up...so mummy had to get a covered litter box...and sometimes you miss and it shoots in the crack between the door...and it makes mummy sad

You are lucky you're cute ;)

You're the best snuggler

You put your little kitty nose on mummy's nice camera lens when she's trying to take a handsome picture of you

You accidentally roll off the bed sometimes and mummy tries not to laugh but it's so funny she can't help it

To put it nicely...there are smarter cats...MANY smarter cats.

You have finally (knock on wood) stopped scratching the furniture.

You eat any meat product or treat mummy puts in front of you.

You like to chew on mummy's Alex & Ani bracelets